My Favourite Pair of Granny Panties: Trip is all about being comfy, and nothing says consolation like my 100% cotton, salmon-pink granny panties.
A Thong: However trip can also be about being horny and adventurous. I’ll put on these below my leggings or—ooh!—a silk skirt (which I don’t personal, however possibly there’s a trip model of myself that goes out and buys one).
One other Pair of Granny Panties: For day two.
One other Pair of Granny Panties: For day three (if I’m not feeling horny and don’t find yourself sporting the thong).
A Backup Pair of Granny Panties: I would want to vary noon if I’ve extra discharge than traditional.
A Pair of Interval Granny Panties: Regardless that I received my interval final week, and it’s been fairly common since I began my new contraception, you may by no means be too ready!
An Emergency Pair of Granny Panties: What if I don’t get my interval however injure my vagina? Like I see a carousel experience, and I race to get my first-choice horse, and I slam down so exhausting that I’ve to go to the hospital. After which, on the way in which to the emergency room, I bleed by means of not solely the granny panties I’ve on but additionally the additional pair of granny panties I carry round in my purse? That will be so embarrassing.
The Further Pair of Granny Panties I Carry Round in My Purse: An apparent necessity.
My Least Favourite Pair of Granny Panties: Or what if I get a UTI? That over-the-counter remedy turns your pee orange, and I’d hate to stain one in all my favourite or middle-tier-favorite pairs of granny panties.
Boy Shorts: I like to think about myself because the sort of one that wears boy shorts on trip. And what’s a trip for if not residing out the fantasy model of your self?! On this specific fantasy, I’m a chill woman who walks round her resort room in an outsized, classic band T-shirt with my cute little boy shorts beneath. I’m additionally consuming a hamburger for breakfast. I’m additionally Mila Kunis.
Simply One Extra Pair of Granny Panties: They take up so little room in my weekend bag, I didn’t even discover after I added this final pair.
Lacy Granny Panties: These are completely different. What if I’ve the chance to hook up on trip? Lacy granny panties are nice as a result of they’re concurrently cozy (principally) and horny (principally). Aside from after they begin to droop (as a result of they don’t actually have correct elastic), by which case they’re neither cozy nor horny.
Okay, I Swear These Will Be the Final Pair of Granny Panties: I’ve misplaced observe of how a lot underwear I’ve packed to this point, and I wish to make certain I’ve at the very least one pair of granny panties that I like in right here!
And Simply One Bra: Really, I don’t want this.
